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twenty-sixth, jul - uh...i'm thinking in really dumb metaphors lately
twenty-fifth, jul - never coming down
twenty-fourth, jul - why am i always another me
twenty-fourth, jul - irrrrrrrrrrrrational rrrrrrrrrrramble
seventh, jul - i didn't see any credentials!
second, jul - i feel all right
twenty-sixth, jun - conflict up ahead
twenty-sixth, jun - say,
twenty-fifth, may - lately i'm drunk in a literal way
twentieth, may - pictures of your pregnancy don't empower me
seventeenth, may - says the man
seventh, may - didi mention
twenty-sixth, apr - moved on
twenty-second, apr - gift wrapped
fourteenth, apr - stage magic
twelfth, apr - a shot heard around...the corner, i hope
ninth, apr - it hurts anyways it hurts
second, apr - incising all my deciding
twenty-ninth, mar - push and pull
twenty-third, mar - was it worth it? who gives a fuck
twenty-first, mar - alarmingly soft shards of today
nineteenth, mar - these feel like big times
nineteenth, mar - there's more, i just don't know if you can take more
fourtheenth, mar - your music makes me think: how am i going to die?
eleventh, mar - not again
eighth, mar - drank dry
sixth, mar - warm second skin, knowy best friend
twenty-second, feb - i'll get you, i'll get you
twenty-first, feb - wants to be happy
nineteenth, feb - so choose
third, feb - i'm unhappy in all these heres
twenty-second, jan - making my money, making money me
fifth, jan - fuck this town now
third, jan - pretenses
first, jan - two thousand great
thirtieth, dec - ready to do anything
fifteenth, dec - i said, "let's burn tongue!" and then we talked really fast
tenth, dec - waiting for you to go
ninth, dec - deep sleep sleeping
eighth, dec - violence disturbs the glass
seventh, dec - it's all coming together
fifth, dec - even quiet has a noise
twenty-fourth, nov - storylineless
twenty-second, nov - pestering you
twenty-first, nov - i'm your doppelganger. you said so.
twentieth, nov - it was complicated (before you blew up)
eighteenth, nov - a conversation i just had
twelfth, nov - the first step
eleventh, nov - watch me squirm
fifth, nov - smoke some smoker's remorse
fourth, nov - sweet ache
second, nov - shivering sick
sixth, oct - what gives? (me away)
twenty-fourth, sept - fly vietnam, as unwinnable as people vietnam
twentieth, sept - my lies are so pictureworthy
thirty-first, aug - still dramatic, but with a better haircut now
twenty-ninth, aug - open letter to b. corgan
twenty-first, aug - die, die, die you must
sixth, aug - the dead belong to me
fifth, aug - thanks for the idea, andy, it will come in handy
first, aug - bitter tongue
fifth, july - i never got math, but this goes down easy
fifth, july - i'm not alone, never really alone
thirtieth, apr - the days that made me
twenty-ninth, apr - i enjoy getting stoned and growing my hair long
twenty-sixth, apr - it feels like a struggle but it probably isn't
twenty-second, apr - this is where i watch the city lights
eighth, apr - don't stop
eighth, apr - these were not the questions i thought i had inside
third, apr - i'm better and then i remember
third, apr - i can't speak when all you can do is listen
third, apr - why am i wasting time asking questions? why did i just ask another one?
twenty-fourth, mar - like the loneliness
twenty-first, mar - if ever there was a reason to disassociate myself from you...
sixteenth, mar - spring break
thirteenth, mar - if global warming's wrong...
eleventh, mar - when did it stop being february?
seventh, mar - she must be like 40 something, but i'd still touch that
fourth, mar - yours so tangible
twenty-fifth, feb - deadly horny combination
seventeenth, feb - here comes that feeling
eleventh, feb - holy god, baby, it's so warm
sixth, feb - i was sixteen and now i'm not
thirty-first, jan - massage school
twenty-eighth, jan - you're beautiful, beautiful
twenty-seventh, jan - ok, i was scared
twentieth, jan - we should probably make out before diane saps all my loving energy
sixteenth, jan - he's special, that one
seventh, jan - valerian tea, visions of flea
sixth, jan - can one story end for me?
fourth, jan - we're the only ones i know
twenty-seventh, dec - make the shit shine
twenty-sixth, dec - already practicing my makeout face for new year's
twenty-second, nov - WB dad
twentieth, nov - mostly ghostly
fourteenth, nov - STFUGAWD
sixth, nov - i...need...to...say...this...before...i...die
fourth, nov - i can't stop thinking about the color of your labia
second, nov - i will talk about this a thousand times more
thirtieth, oct - i'm a ghoul, she's a ghoul
twenty-fifth, oct - can i get some mesh to go with that...mesh?
twenty-second, oct - if i had a myspace page, this is what it would say
twenty-second, oct - voulez-vous
tenth, oct - john and i are hosting an all male orgy tonight
twenty-eighth, sept - bad ass mother father
twenty-fifth, sept - if you want, you can steal this from me and make it into a movie
twenty-fourth, sept - A ROMANTIC COMEDY ABOUT LETTING YOUR RETARDED DAUGHTER GET HER OWN APARTMENT
twenty-third, sept - it's almost my birthday
nineteenth, sept - you reek of deception
sixteenth, sept - when i see her on the street, you know she makes my life complete
thirteenth, sept - stop thinking, stop barfing
sixth, sept - the night was purple too
fifth, sept - daily beef
fourth, sept - fuck it wit
twenty-eighth, aug - take this, chubs
twenty-third, aug - i love you
thirteenth, aug - hooters
third, aug - thanks grandma i love you too
second, aug - gawd damn
thirty-first, jul - i gives a fuck, ok?
twenty-fifth, jul - from these loins
twenty-third, jul - touch me (echo: touch me) all night long
sixteenth, jul - thinking of my flea's bed
twenty-seventh, jun - niacin burn
twenty-third, jun - why can't i be everyone?
twenty-first, jun - are you still there?
seventh, jun - a bright turkey centerpiece
seventeenth, may - "she licked my pants"
twenty-fourth, apr - stretched with happy starch
twenty-first, apr - fallowed ground, little sound
twenty-ninth, mar - blood fertilizes thought
fifteenth, mar - perhaps your truck will explode while you are sleeping in it and you will die
tenth, mar - a string of things
tenth, mar - my worldview is all up in you
seventh, mar - in the end, he's still crying
sixth, mar - anyone who will slit their wrists for love is OK in my book
twenty-seventh, feb - i want to meet people who secretly know me
twenty-sixth, feb - i'm another boring person you choose to listen to
twentieth, feb - please dream, give me a shotgun
nineteenth, feb - i kiss your pissed
seventeenth, feb - OI, WHAY DOWN'T YEW JUST JAHK AHF YA BAGGAH!
thirteenth, feb - "do you think she would be hot without wrinkles?"
seventh, feb - i ate moldy pumpkin butter
fourth, feb - if you steal this idea, may a flea bite your forearms
thirty-first, jan - what will i celebrate tomorrow?
twenty-seventh, jan - IT'S JUST A LITTLE HIP HAWWWP
twenty-third, jan - i might be drunk
twenty-third, jan - under these pillows
twenty-second, jan - and the television commercials
twelfth, jan - have you ever talked in bubbles?
thirty-first, dec - shit, i'm going to have to learn how to make 2006 appear on my older entries page in an hour
twenty-sixth, dec - TWICE. THE. FUR.
twenty-fifth, dec - the middle way
twenty-fourth, dec - nevermind she's still gross to me
twenty-third, dec - the rhythm method always makes me laugh
twenty-first, dec - c'mon let's fight, bare lumps
twentieth, dec - and ye shall be white...
nineteenth, dec - my today
seventeenth, dec - pissing away perfection, i'm starting
third, dec - you look good in trousers
second, dec - you suck breasts just as much as your baby
thirtieth, nov - to thine own flea be true
twenty-ninth, nov - oh, your pillowy thighs, oh
twenty-eighth, nov - what i've been thinking about
twenty-sixth, nov - if you haven't guessed, i'm sober
eighteenth, nov - artistic expression and freedom of speech
sixteenth, nov - renunciation of art
fifteenth, nov - feeding a marmoset percocet
fifteenth, nov - at least her spirit is free?
twelfth, nov - shoot hole
eleventh, nov - third decapitation dream
ninth, nov - i wish i knew how to hump you
eighth, nov - tick
eighth, nov - the stench of right now
second, nov - thruthy hurting
first, nov - dr. rank
thirtieth, oct - how about this
twenty-seventh, oct - what i have
twenty-fourth, oct - never once gave it away
twentieth, oct - slow poked
seventeenth, oct - give me one rod stewart
twelfth, oct - one day i will fit into a smaller square
eleventh, oct - polyginy, or multiple vag-inies
tenth, oct - AW OH AW AW YO
third, oct - pet my soft wool
second, oct - were you present in the presenting of the presents?
thirtieth, sept - god damn it's this simple
twenty-seventh, sept - for study
twenty-seventh, sept - sealed, shipped
twenty-sixth, sept - i have to go learn bye
twenty-fifth, sept - sadder for his song
twenty-second, sept - all's quiet
twenty-second, sept - HE'S A TASTER ALL RIGHT
twenty-seventh, sept - WEEEEEEEEE
twenty-first, sept - one or maybe more keys
twentieth, sept - "if he's dead, how am i going to get my weed?"
eighteenth, sept - short but sour
seventeenth, sept - kept aslept
sixteenth, sept - he came from my little black book, he told me i had eyes and taught me how to look
fifteenth, sept - crushing crush crutch
fourteenth, sept - post-partum for two
ninth, sept - you'll excuse my overt heterosexuality, won't you?
fifth, sept - TWO CATS! TWO!
second, sept - she is hot and she is also a person
thirty-first, aug - i either feel like throwing up or...
thirtieth, aug - pleasure without measure
twenty-eighth, aug - you're pretty old
twenty-seventh, aug - it's still fucking august.
twenty-sixth, aug - it's still fucking august?
twenty-third, aug - shit-fuck is one word
twenty-second, aug - they say i see auras
twenty-first, aug - knowledge college
twenty-first, aug - organ donor
nineteenth, aug - we won't drink as much alcohol or maybe we'll drink more
seventeenth, aug - DO I LOOK LIKE I HAD MY COFFEE TODAY?
sixteenth, aug - "you gave me half a hardy"
fourteenth, aug - surprise war does things to your vitality
seventh, aug - stop it! i don't want him to do it to me!
third, aug - psst! kisst!
second, aug - i speak in squeak squeak squeaks
thirtieth, jul - this is what you get
twenty-sixth, jul - cuted out over the phone
twenty-fourth, jul - what is it about me?
twenty-third, jul - they love me, i love me
twenty-second, jul - i want a picture of my ass hugging fucking mickey mouse
sixteenth, jul - roots
twelfth, jul - got to go, go go go
twelfth, jul - what this sounds like
twelfth, jul - suburb
sixth, jul - i woke up feeling like somebody else
third, jul - something real
twenty-eighth, jun - the sufferings are enormous
twenty-seventh, jun - three in a row
twenty-seventh, jun - DOLLY IS SHORT FOR MURDER
twenty-sixth, jun - "whatnot" sounds like a fucking flower covered in cow shit
twenty-fifth, jun - it's only the 25th?
twenty-second, jun - THE FUTURE CAN SUCK MY SUPPLE
twenty-second, jun - everything else disappears
nineteenth, jun - there she blows
ninth, jun - stick it to the man!
thirtieth, may - the beav
twenty-fifth, may - of course you horse
twenty-first, may - i met a baby that looked like jabba the hut
fifteenth, may - not very hard
thirteenth, may - my red knuckles
seventh, may - eight ball
thirtieth, apr - PROM NIGHT
twenty-ninth - coloring book for monsters
twenty-eighth, apr - he's in a bad way
twenty-seventh, apr - perfect
twenty-third, apr - SLKFJSLDKFJSLDKFJ [sic]
twenty-second, apr - tv highschool
seventeenth, apr - closer
twelfth, apr - ALL HAIL EMILY, ALL HAIL NICK, ALL HAIL SATAN
eleventh, apr - sleeping for keeps
ninth, apr - salute to summertime
seventh, apr - blue jeans
sixth, apr - i don't wanna come up
fourth, apr - slowly going forward
third, apr - I HATE THE MONTH OF FUCKING APRIL
third, apr - like finished, like low
first, apr - wuff wuff?
first, apr - APRIL FOALS
thirtieth, mar - things to do
twenty-eighth, mar - he fucked off, all right
twenty-seventh, mar - sunday, sunday
twenty-fifth, mar - she's home i'm home we're home
twenty-first, mar - all night
seventeenth, mar - help, i yelped, for kelp, kids love kelp
fourteenth, mar - HAIL MARY FULL OF GRACE!
tenth, mar - i am bored so i will talk about your relationship in my online diary
twenty-sixth, feb - i don't care i don't care i don't
twenty-third, feb - empathy pee
twenty-first, feb - i chat sometimes
twenty-first, feb - bobble sphinx
twenty-first, feb - NNNNNN! (the noise he probably made)
twenty-first, feb - ha ha, who is paul?
nineteenth, feb - fuck fate
seventeenth, feb - death is a wookie death is a wookie death is a wookie wookie wookie
fifteenth, feb - "tiny giny"
fourteenth, feb - i feel inspired
thirteenth, feb - my biceps
twelfth, feb - i'm so excited and i just can't write it
twelfth, feb - seventh heaven
ninth, feb - "the under-netting"
seventh, feb - that's all
second, feb - i'm not sure the direction
twenty-eighth, jan - madame emily
twenty-fifth, jan - i'm really very happy
twenty-fourth, jan - i have one friend she is a good friend
twenty-fourth, jan - ok here we go
twenty-third, jan - your new entry:
twenty-first, jan - a hole for a soul
twentieth, jan - blinded by half a heart
nineteenth, jan - who was she was?
eighteenth, jan - my tv dinner is cold
eighteenth, jan - sleeping in hay rolling in sky
eleventh, jan - i made a song but i forgot it
ninth, jan - i'm making a list of all things nice
fourth, jan - you're big and all mine
fourth, jan - let us think, if diaryland were a person, what would you do to her?
third, jan - please let me be a cowboy
second, jan - the smell of rubber cement is my only comfort
second, jan - come home flea
thirtieth, dec - very well can go to hell
twenty-ninth, dec - thelma-lou
twenty-eighth, dec - million ways to die choose one
twenty-seventh, dec - your inner meathead
twenty-seventh, dec - the everpresent theme of heavyness
twenty-fifth, dec - too obvious for hypothesis
twenty-fifth, dec - FUCK! (merry christmas)
twenty-second, dec - rules are rules
eighteenth, dec - OK
sixteenth, dec - happy holidays or, how to be like me
fourteenth, dec - circular experiences in that her butt is round
tenth, dec - hallucination for beginners
sixth, dec - daily subject
fourth, dec - i smell like grandma's woodpile
first, dec - you got a sock on your face
thirtieth, nov - sweet trick
twenty-eighth, nov - shit! shit! shit! this is me cursing you
twenty-seventh, nov - from the valley
twenty-second, nov - fucking hell can nothing go right
twentieth, nov - one end
twentieth, nov - i can make you a man
nineteenth, nov - enter
tenth, nov - are you ok?
eighth, nov - aww ohh aww
fifth, nov - take stock of this message
second, nov - WHATEVER I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
first, nov - the morning after
thirty-first, oct - my metal box
thirtieth, oct - what is "couth"? do you have a cold?
thirtieth, oct - the ugly afternoon a day too soon
twenty-ninth, oct - Hallow-e'en, Hallowe'en, Halloween
twenty-sixth, oct - get me good
twenty-fifth, oct - octagon
twenty-third, oct - all their days are samely
twenty-second, oct - christmas stink
twenty-second, oct - nuns with biceps, nuns with guns
twentieth, oct - sphinxwoo
nineteenth, oct - let me wow you let me woo you
eighteenth, oct - she's an asstologist
seventeenth, oct - thank you deer
sixteenth, oct - LOOK INTO MY BOD!
sixteenth, oct - i'm weird feeling
fifteenth, oct - *69 me
fourteenth, oct - i can't stop writing things that
fourteenth, oct - WHEN WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP?
fourteenth, oct - something and fears
thirteenth, oct - nothing more than a berry
twelfth, oct - i am now a zombie, just ask me!
twelfth, oct - i don't get you
tenth, oct - is that you? is that you?
tenth, oct - rip up the wires like weeds
eighth, oct - i ate a pregnant pause
seventh, oct - as he slowly passed me by
seventh, oct - doo doo doo click
sixth, oct - you are in the womb of rock, you
second, oct - baby kitties set me free on my day of days
first, oct - you fraggot
thirtieth, sept - one day,
twenty-ninth, sept - i think i want to die
twenty-eighth, sept - i can't take anymore discussion
twenty-seventh, sept - i am a night owl
twenty-sixth, sept - the littlist patriarch
twenty-fourth, sept - just questioning through wondering
twenty-fourth, sept - 45$
twenty-first, sept - what a mess
twenty-first, aug - R.I.P. YOU!
nineteenth, sept - SQUEAK
seventeenth, sept - is she pregnant? is she not pregnant?
fourteenth, sept - am i being pc?
thirteenth, sept - sparse farts
twelfth, sept - y'all's lives are absurd
eleventh, sept - a play in one part
tenth, sept - he said: god is wed
ninth, sept - papyrus
eighth, sept - i feel like i've been taken advantage of
seventh, sept - bed full of babies
seventh, sept - wakey wakey eggs and bakey
sixth, sept - @___@bitch
sixth, sept - purity products
fourth, sept - stf that
second, sept - just don't know
thirty-first, aug - "bitch toss"
thirtieth, aug - red fall
twenty-ninth, aug - LEFTHANDED
twenty-ninth, aug - fell off
twenty-ninth, aug - s(now)
twenty-seventh, aug - november 16th
twenty-seventh, aug - RED DEVILS VS. FALCONS
twenty-fifth, aug - aw sweet!
twenty-fifth, aug - unknowinglyess
twenty-fourth, aug - AWW PEWWWP
twenty-third, aug - womb = cabin in the snowy exterior
twenty-third, aug - sad glad
twenty-second, aug - FUCK YOU FOR BEING SO BORING
eighteenth, aug - fuckin' ill brodude
seventeenth, aug - I STILL WANT TO DIE
seventeenth, aug - zipzip
sixteenth, aug - smarterchild TM
sixteenth, aug - FREE BABIES
fifteenth, aug - lucidity
fourteenth, aug - phantasmagoria
fourteenth, aug - cold go home
fourteenth, aug - my dreams are so tired
thirteenth, aug - friday13th
tenth, aug - wand
tenth, aug - kekeke
ninth, aug - ( o Y o )
eighth, aug - cell wall
eighth, aug - if you're not sure what this is just leave it blank
seventh, aug - yes it's true
sixth, aug - cap't cam camera
fifth, aug - just don't give a fuck
first, aug - that's a wrap! cut, cut
first, aug - i win you hard
thirty-first, jul - lonely things
twenty-eighth, jul - birds, sun
twenty-seventh, jul - bop bop bomb pop
twenty-sixth, jul - prescott
twenty-fourth, jul - the city stole my baby
twenty-second, jul - i'm bitchy now
nineteenth, jul - where's my trophy wife dinner party?
eighteenth, jul - w/e
eighteenth, jul - paper confession
sixteenth, jul - a little bit of hi and a little bit of ho
thirteenth, jul - gee fonz
eleventh, jul - pause play pause
eighth, jul - insomnia III
eighth, jul - i'm sorry for saying
eighth, jul - insomnia II
seventh, jul - insomnia I
sixth, jul - a grotto on an internet
fifth, jul - last things
fourth, jul - feeling ok
third, jul - smoke me
second, jul - HAPPY SECOND OF JULY
second, jul - OW!
first, jul - xenax
first, jul - push him away
twenty-sixth, jun - bitch is really super fat
twenty-fourth, jun - you're dumb. do you put out?
twenty-fourth, jun - strictly L-7
twenty-third, jun - KISS MY AUTHORITY
twenty-second, jun - oh sweet existance
twentieth, jun - oh it's bright
nineteenth, jun - anything or
eighteenth, jun - 90% water
seventeenth, jun - eat shit get your ass kicked
fifteenth, jun - so long so long
fifteenth, jun - welcome to shepherd's chapel network!
fourteenth, jun - a friendly addiction
thirteenth, jun - i might be dumb
thirteenth, jun - attn n00bs: lines are open
eleventh, jun - i'm dying to tell you i'm not dying
sixth, jun - &
sixth, jun - just uuuuse your imaaaginaaationnnnn
fifth, jun - i'm being polite
fourth, jun - i've got an erection
fourth, jun - ever think about bein' weird...for a living?
second, jun - i know your face
first, jun - sun sun sun
thirty-first, may - i warn you because i love you
thirty-first, may - situation is fine
thirtieth, may - i don't know what i'm not saying
twenty-seventh, may - memo to let you know
twenty-sixth, may - i'm callin' you out
twenty-fifth, may - school's out forever
twenty-first, may - DAMN IT
twenty-first, may - width and density
twentieth, may - ouah!
nineteenth, may - a tangible memory of sorts
nineteenth, may - face full
eighteenth, may - open to interpretation, brah
seventeenth, may - sight at twilight
seventeenth, may - the underground gay railroad
seventeenth, may - fuck this year
sixteenth, may - just a quick fix
sixteenth, may - theraphosidae
fifteenth, may - oh dear god
thirteenth, may - the shroud of turin found!
twelfth, may - hey shorty, watch out
twelfth, may - 'scuse me
eleventh, may - i believe
tenth, may - exploding candle light
tenth, may - counting down
eighth, may - i had transvestite parents and they loved me to death
eighth, may - i got no love fo hoes: i'm out tha doe
sixth, may - i'm a lonesome desert nomad
fifth, may - math test tomorrow
fourth, may - hint!
third, may - o, brave new world
third, may - welcome to my world, oprah bitch
second, may - i will eat you alive
second, may - a summary of the past three days
twenty-ninth, apr - it's a school night and i don't care!
twenty-ninth, apr - SHOOT!
twenty-eighth, apr - my eyes glazed
twenty-seventh, apr - let me expand,
twenty-sixth, apr - knock knock knock
twenty-fifth, apr - it's alright
twenty-fifth, apr - i'm on the path
twenty-fourth, apr - the surf's old turf
twenty-second, apr - yo dwive me cwazy, oh oh like no won elwse
twenty-first, apr - description fiction missin'
nineteenth, apr - ja is spanish for ha
nineteenth, apr - bubububuuu (me crying)
eighteenth, apr - eat shit road
seventeenth, apr - tonight:
sixteenth, apr - what a guy
fifteenth, apr - it's over
fifteenth, apr - i'm sorry if this hurts you; tell me to fuck myself
fourteenth, apr - i know you're listening, you won't respond
fourteenth, apr - forest gump crashes prom III
thirteenth, apr - like a virgin
twelfth, apr - pc pee
twelfth, apr - writing you a postcard
twelfth, apr - i haven't started my homework
eleventh, apr - sharp
eleventh, apr - you look goth, girl
ninth, apr - to start
ninth, apr - everyone's got something to hide except
ninth, apr - the day i dropped the sex bomb
eighth, apr - ryan you slay me
seventh, apr - scolarship opportunities
seventh, apr - no one understands
sixth, apr - i like girls!
fifth, apr - guffaw homework
fifth, apr - what you?
fourth, apr - cold feet, red cheeks
third, apr - do ya need a lot a whatcha got to survive?
third, apr - huh-oh-ohh
first, apr - we are george washington
first, apr - you'll find us sitting in your chairs with big ideas of stocks and shares
thirtieth, mar - boo
twenty-ninth, mar - ghost world
twenty-eighth, mar - ego
twenty-seventh, mar - good thing i'm good looking
twenty-seventh, mar - the proof is in the
twenty-fifth, mar - byob or bring your own boobs
twenty-fourth, mar - i wish you'd die
twenty-third, mar - i tried, i tried
twenty-third, mar - my name's fame
twenty-second, mar - i can see you're gone, you're gone, you're gone
twenty-first, mar - i've got a wooden bat
nineteenth, mar - sad never stops
eighteenth, mar - non
seventeenth, mar - this might be a bluff
seventeenth, mar - phone stirs fire
fourteenth, mar - secret secret i've got a secret
fourteenth, mar - gogogo
fourteenth, mar - i'm sorry for everything, including this broadcast
thirteenth, mar - i scream spring
eleventh, mar - bob, i have emphysema
tenth, mar - one last way
ninth, mar - modesty, oh modesty
eighth, mar - you have a hella ass
fifth, mar - three sisters and an abortion
second, mar - smart lasers
twenty-ninth, feb - do you believe this!? it's true! i seen it!
twenty-seventh, feb - see this? i'm crying
twenty-fourth, feb - buzzword absurdity
twenty-third, feb - ADD
twenty-second, feb - oh, how i adore citrus in the morning
twenty-first, feb - there's a ... in my ear
twentieth, feb - life is great: without it, you'd be dead
nineteenth, feb - so disgustingly awesome
eighteenth, feb - george washington was a great man
seventeenth, feb - you turn off YOUR light
sixteenth, feb - stupid chicks put out
sixteenth, feb - JE SUIS FRANCAIS JE SUIS MUTANT
sixteenth, feb - safari
fifteenth, feb - ugly cute
fifteenth, feb - werd
fourteenth, feb - suck my oil
fourteenth, feb - spandex sweat
thirteenth, feb - don't ask me to explain, please don't
twelfth, feb - what the fuck is motown?
twelfth, feb - this weekend is over
eleventh, feb - i tire i love
tenth, feb - first entries are always hard